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Features & Benefits?

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You’ve got a phenomenal product or service. You’re passionate about what you do. You want to start selling the bejabbers out of what you’ve got. You study sales. You learn that you need to communicate the features & benefits of your stuff. You develop a nice list of features, and a terrific little list of benefits that those features will help deliver. Stop right there. DON’T do it. Don’t launch into the usual suspects of the sales game: features & benefits. What you really need to do is: tell the story of what you’ve got, why it’s great, and why you’re so passionate about it. The features & benefits will be apparent. Trust me. Think of some of the great marketing messages you’ve seen – were any of them loaded up with a features & benefits statement? Yeah, Cialis and Viagra do advertise the potential for a 36 hour hard-on, but I don’t know as that feature is really a benefit. Any feature that includes “see a doctor if…” might not be a real benefit. Or any kind of sales trigger. Seriously, though, what about those great Career Builder ads from the 2007 Super Bowl? Or this year’s model, the Naomi Campbell/Lizard-wit-a-grill LifeWater ad? Did they have a laundry list of features and benefits? No – but they spoke volumes about what the products/services had to offer. Career Builder will help you feel less like an office-supplies-bedecked gladiator. LifeWater will help you dance with lizards…or maybe look like Naomi Campbell. Or at least feel like you could. The best sales pitch is a great story about your product. The best features & benefits statement is a great story about how your service impacted someone’s life, business, health…pick one. Stories are what connect us. Charts & graphs, features & benefits –…

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Why Should Your Business Care About Storytelling?

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I am often asked why I call myself a storyteller. It’s a good question, especially considering the number of people who also call themselves storytellers and operate in a vastly different arena than I do. My preferred operating area, the place where I most want to communicate the value, the necessity, of good storytelling, is in business – particularly business-to-business enterprise. That’s where jargon and buzz-words rise and spread fastest, making authentic communication – what I call good storytelling – almost impossible. It’s true that jargon can communicate, yet its use is, at heart, aimed at clearly marking lines between “us” and “them”. “We” get it, “they” don’t. Which is fine, unless “they” happen to be looking for what you’re offering, but can’t clearly understand what you’ve got because the jargon has fogged their windshield. Another issue is that the word “storytelling” has almost become jargon itself – the jargon of the children’s library, the folk festival, the book fair. I cannot emphasize enough the value of the storytelling found in those venues, particularly for children, and for the propagation of the oral traditions of historically-ignored populations. Yet, when I call myself a storyteller, I can often see the eyes of my audience glaze over as they imagine me, oh, dancing a hornpipe or – just shoot me – demonstrating my skills as a mime. I repeat – just shoot me. Storytelling, in the business sense, is the authentic statement of your value in the marketplace. It’s not charts and graphs, it’s not a slide presentation – let me repeat that, it is not a slide presentation – it’s the language, spoken or written, that says why you’re the best at what you do. All storytelling is theater – in the business form, if you’re talking to a couple of…

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Dispatch from Cancer Camp

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It’s been a while, so let’s catch up: got cancer for Christmas (whoopee!), and then a New Year lumpectomy, followed by Valentine’s Day chemo. Coming up later this year – Fourth of July radiation, in which I’ll get beamed up by the mother-ship. Enough of that. Back to another story already in progress. I’m sure you’ve wondered why I haven’t weighed in on all the twisted tales being told daily – even hourly – by all sides of the current political race. All sides in that sense including the candidates, the flacks, the mainstream press, and “new media”, a/k/a the blogosphere. The answer there? Exhaustion, pure and simple. Back inna day, when political noise emanated from just the campaigns and the mainstream press, I thought there were way too many words being used to describe way too little real thought or policy. Adding the chorus of new media voices to that dissonant opera has done…what, exactly? At best, it gives every possible view the opportunity to have its champion, particularly on the media side. At worst, it confuses the hell out of everybody. This reflects the scattered political landscape this country – and any democracy – has, whatever tidy little bundles history books try to make out of the American past. For every issue: fetal rights, fetal pig rights, gay rights, “sanctity of marriage” rights (that’s got to be a joke, considering the divorce rate in the U.S.?), education, dedicated ignorance (a/k/a “teaching creationism”), there is a candidate that will meet your needs. Once you pick one…is he, or she, electable? That’s what this long, muddy slog toward the first Tuesday in November is purportedly about. I have to admit, though, that as I watch this horse race, I’m thinking less Lincoln, “To give victory to the right, not bloody…

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What I Got for Christmas

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Remember that old song, “All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth”?  A sincere cry, albeit with a lack-of-dentition lisp, for a physical transformation. Just in time for Christmas. I’ve had occasion to recall that song in the last few days, as well as one of my favorite Jules Pfeiffer cartoons.  In the cartoon, a guy is bemoaning all the things in his life that have been discovered to cause cancer, the most recent being scotch whiskey.  In the last panel of the cartoon, he lifts a glass (scotch, of course) and says, “Whoopee! Cancer!” This year, I got cancer for Christmas.  Whoopee! Cancer! Yeah, yeah, I can hear you screaming.  Trust me, it was a gift, and here’s why.  I’ve gone for a mammogram every year since I turned 40.  That’s fifteen of the suckers.  This year, instead of hearing what I’d heard every year before – “see you next year” – I heard this from my radiologist as we looked at my films: ”Hmmm…”  There was a “thing”, and he wanted to take a look at it. Magnification mammography.  Stereotactic core biopsy (for this procedure, I highly recommend an IPod with volume set to “Stun” playing something like the Clash or Pearl Jam).  A diagnosis where he actually said, “Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.”  You can guess the bad news, right?  The good news is that it’s so small that the only thing that makes it Stage 1 vs. Stage 0 is that it’s an invasive carcinoma. Why am I telling you about this?  I think you probably have an inkling already.  Girls, get your mammograms.  Get a baseline by 40, and then get one every year after 40.  Guys, encourage the girl you love to get her mammograms. And help her get…

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What Recession?

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I found myself listening to a pretty powerful group of people talk yesterday about the economic trends in my hometown, Richmond VA.  Jim Bacon, Jeff Cooke, Michael Sesnowitz, and Greg Wingfield all sat around – well, on stage – and talked about whether or not events like the Wachovia Securities move from RVA to St. Louis would cause an economic tremor in River City. When I heard about the WachSec/AG Edwards merger, my reaction was “Opportunity!” – for new businesses, for watching some real-time change management, and for writing a new chapter in the Story of River City.  Turns out I’m with the smart set on this one, since that was the consensus of the experts. The presence of VCU – and the engagement between VCU and the region’s business community – is a prime example of how the practical application of knowledge can be the storied tide that lifts all boats.  A university that’s plugged into business trends provides learning – and a workforce – that’s relevant to need AND that drives innovation.  The very model of win/win. The interplay and collaboration between education and business would really make an impact in primary education, too – wouldn’t it be great if kids were taught early to find a need and fill it, rather than to get-good-grades-and-a-job?  The primary/secondary public education system seems stuck in a 19th century model.  Some concrete input from the business community on early education might address that – who’s up for pitching that to the Board of Ed…?

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Faking It Can Mean Real Trouble

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Comcast has gotten itself into some  deep kimchee – $4000 worth, to be exact – with the FCC over a video news release (VNR) it aired in September 2006 as a news piece on CN8’s “All About You” segment.  CN8 is Comcast’s “news” station, and is a good example of how the intersection of a need to fill air-time with the ready availability of corporate PR video can cause fender-benders on the information highway… First, there might be no such thing as bad publicity, but I doubt that the folks who make Nelson Rescue Sleep, the product being touted in the fine-inducing VNR, are entirely delighted with the headlines they’re getting today.  Seeing a company’s name in a story about “fake news” can make a potential customer run for the exit to avoid getting ripped of by something “fake” – whether the actual product is snake oil or not. Second, and more serious, is the further erosion of public trust in what they see on TV or in print labeled “news” – is it really news, or is it someone’s propaganda?  Propaganda has been around since the first clique formed, right after there were more than two people on the planet.  Everyone – individuals AND enterprises – wants to put their best face forward, to tell their best story.  Problems arise, however, when any story is presented as fact without independent commentary or opinion.  If you ask Allstate, they’re the best insurance company in the world – best service, best value, best coverage.  But if you’re doing a survey of the insurance industry, you’ve gotta get input from State Farm, too – AND from independent analysts. I’m all about a good story – but telling a story to attract customers is vastly different than presenting that story, stand-alone, as “news”. …

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Keepin’ It Real…Real Stupid

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I haven’t weighed in on this before because…well, because I was utterly sick of hearing about it. No, I’m not talking about Paris Hilton, or Lindsay Lohan.  I’m talking about Michael Vick and his alleged dog-fighting operation in Surry County, VA, which led to Mr. Vick being indicted on federal conspiracy charges in July. I’m flummoxed by the number of people who seem to be willing to defend him solely because he’s a black dude.  Black, white, green with purple spots – cruelty and horror know no color, and I wonder what man’s best friend would have to say about Mr. Vick, should Fido suddenly gain the power of speech.  I think Fido might just vote with his dentition, and sink his canines into Mr. Vick’s leg. Dog-fighting is, according to current media conventional wisdom, a “cultural issue”, and judgment is supposed to be suspended on “cultural issues”.  The subtext here is that we’re supposed to cut Mr. Vick a break ’cause he’s keepin’ it real and participating in a “sport” that’s popular with professional athletes, particularly professional athletes who happen to be black. “Keepin’ it real” appears to be code for rejoicing in ignorance, for celebrating what amounts to a willful lack of intellectual curiosity or engagement.  I’d abandon all hope if it weren’t for people like those I found at Black College Wire – in particular this post by Kai Beasley, a recent graduate of Emory University. The courts do need to weigh in, and Mr. Vick is innocent until proven guilty.  But those who are leaping to his defense strictly because he’s “keepin’ it real” should take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror and ask what W.E.B. DuBois, Mary McLeod Bethune, Booker T. Washington, Martin Luther King Jr., or Malcolm X might say about…

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How Technology Is Revolutionizing the Trucking Industry – GetLoaded.com

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Here’s an example of what I mean when I say “tell a story” – this is a press release I wrote last week in advance of an event that took place this morning.  Please notice that at no time during this release is anyone “pleased to announce” anything– that phrase literally makes me grind my teeth. Richmond, VA –- July 12, 2007 – Truckers, those sailors of the concrete and asphalt seas, are at the hub of American commerce, carrying everything – groceries and clothing, plasma TVs and medical supplies – from manufacturers and distributors to consumers across the nation. The margins in the trucking industry are razor-thin, with time between loads and fuel costs often eating into already small profits. The daily challenge for trucking companies is matching freight loads with trucks nearby, cutting down-time and empty-truck runs. In 1999,  GetLoaded.com opened its web portal as a truck and load-matching board, using the internet to revolutionize business process management for the transportation and logistics industry. Bryan Jones, President of GetLoaded.com, will tell the Greater Richmond Technology Council (GRTC) how the company has combined the internet with a cutting edge computer platform and a user–friendly interface to revolutionize the trucking and freight industry. Mr. Jones will be the featured speaker at the monthly GRTC Good Morning Technology! Breakfast at The Place at Innsbrook in Glen Allen, Virginia on Friday, July 20, 2007, 7:30am to 9:00am. As the leading internet load board, Getloaded.com handles over 140,000 loads a day for 27,000 trucking companies with upwards of 500,000 trucks. Managing and growing that volume of business, and providing value to all their customers, tech-savvy or not, has been GetLoaded.com’s goal since the company was started. “We designed the site to be simple, fast, and easy to use, knowing that there is a…

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Now, who will you tell your story TO?

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In this week’s New York Magazine cover article – the one that has Katie Couric on the cover saying, “Some days I’m like, oh my God, what did I do?” – the core of the issue, the a-ha, that’s why they’ve got a problem revelation, was right there at the top of page four: At Today, she looked into the camera and imagined her average viewer as a 32-year-old lawyer with a toddler who was preparing to prosecute a case that day, or a stay-at-home mom who would “hopefully get some things about raising kids or the environment.” On the CBS Evening News, she couldn’t see anyone in the camera lens. “I’m not sure,” Couric says drily. “My parents. I know they’re watching.” No matter how good your story is, if you don’t know who you’re telling that story to, it won’t have the desired effect.  In fact, your story isn’t great, or even good, unless you know exactly who the story is going to be told to – because the audience will decide if it’s any good by agreeing to keep listening. All the hand-wringing in the world won’t stop a newscast from sinking in the ratings.  CBS News has got plenty of audience measurement data, and they should know who they’re trying to attract to the evening news.  The next step has to be to tell stories to that audience.  Unfortunately, I don’t know that they know, or will do, that.  And therin lies the issue…

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What’s YOUR story?

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Do you talk to panhandlers? How about the compulsory car-wash – you know, the guys at the corner who swarm your car at red lights and “wash” (actually, smear) your windshield? The panhandler and the compulsory car-wash guy are both interruption marketers. They spring out at you as you pass by, simply because you’re in their orbit. I bet you enjoy those interruptions, don’t you? You’re really anxious to listen to these guys make their pitch, aren’t you? How about someone you meet at a conference, or a cocktail party? Do you talk to them? Of course you do. There’s context there, some shared story, even if it’s just the answer to “how did you end up here?” That, in a nutshell, is the difference between interruption marketing (the old-school ad game: “New and Improved!”, “Prices Slashed!”, “Psst! Look! Over Here!”) and permission marketing (agreeing to listen to a story – a product message – because you have something in common with the story-teller). Marketing used to be all about the interruption. Just getting the prospect’s attention was enough to start the sales process. In today’s ad-clogged marketplace, the customer is exhausted by all the interruptions, and has gone deaf and blind to blandishments like “New and Improved!” In fact, a marketing message containing that phrase will likely end up in the spam folder or the trash can. With the new-and-improved penis & breast enlargement product pitches. OK, I can hear you saying “and just how in blue blazes am I supposed to do THAT, Casey?” You tell a really great story, that’s how. In Seth Godin’s terrific book “Permission Marketing”, he uses dating as a metaphor for permission marketing. You can dude yourself up and hit a singles bar, proposing marriage to every person in the place, and you’ll…

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